Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Why I would be a terrible parent
I was recently visiting some friends in South Carolina. My friend and her husband have four kids, whom I love, but spending a week with them gave me a whole new respect for her and made me realize what a terrible mother I would be. Reasons why I would be a terrible mother:
1) Jenni recently told my that her young cousin got "Get Smart" and watched it over and over again. If I gave my kid a movie that he/she watched it to much I would throw it away, then when they asked for it I would tell them that they probably just lost it in they're messy room.
2) When the kids saw my friend or one of their siblings eating an Oreo they obviously wanted an Oreo, all of them. If my kid asked me for a cookie because someone else was having one, I would say no. And if said that's not fair, I'd respond with "life's not fair," no matter their age.
3) My friend's youngest is the most adorable two year old, so long as he doesn't want something. If my kid kept calling mom, I'd do like that mom in the Get Smart trailers
Kid: mom, mom, mom, mom
Mom: Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, Shawn, do you see how annoying that is
4) I would misuse my children. A few months ago I taught my friend's two year old to respond to the sentence "Honey I'm home" with "Not the mama, not the mama". And I would definately do the same with my kids.
MORE TO COME!!
Why does he hate Toby so much
I got seasons 2 & 3 of The Office for Christmas. And while I was in Florida my mom got so addicted she bought up season 4 and watched all the online episodes of season 5. So I was just enjoying some wine while I have myself a marathon and I just have one question. Why does Michael hate Toby so much? He is so terribly mean to him and I just don't understand why. I guess the answer must be in season 1.
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